
Toronto Maple Leafs' Alex Galchenyuk, left, checks Calgary Flames' Rasmus Andersson during the second period of an NHL hockey game Sunday, April 4, 2021, in Calgary, Alberta.
Not real clear on why I’m doing this right now. Perhaps it’s due to the Penguins’ endless litany of upper-body injuries, lower-body injuries, and mid-body injuries (ruptured navel?); perhaps because it’s hard to shake that single one-cycle news story out of Russia from mid-March, but here it is:
BREAKING NEWS: Hockey is dangerous.
I know you know, but occasionally it’s useful to describe again how dangerous the game is and how everyone, players, fans, and media alike, generally take for granted the courage necessary to play it.
On Friday, March 12, in a playoff game between Dynamo St. Petersburg’s junior team and Loko Yaroslavl, a puck fired from the neutral zone struck Dynamo defenseman Timur Faizutdinov in the head.
He died the following Monday. He was 19.
The puck, a 1-by-3 inch disc of frozen, vulcanized rubber traveling at speeds in excess of 100 mph, is a stone killer. In the days before face shields, the one-inch side fit perfectly within the orbital bone, which is how Doc Emrick, the Hall of Fame broadcaster, came to see an International Hockey Player lose his eye — tried to play anyway, because hockey, but couldn’t.
Emrick, the erstwhile New Jersey Devils and NBC play-by-play icon, skating the first year of a richly deserved retirement that’s been cross-checked by the pandemic, remembered another story for me this week.
“On route to the championship in 2016, Ian Cole was either the shot block leader for the Penguins or close to the top, and his fiancé had, as an engagement present, given him a necklace crucifix to wear, and he wore it all the time including during games,” Doc said. “In one of the games at the Garden in New York, he dropped down to block a shot. Now, he is well protected. He’s got shoulder pads on, probably other protection under shoulder pads, but the force of one of the shots he dropped down to block, not only did the crucifix inside of his jersey, inside of his shoulder pads, take the force of the shot, but he showed me a picture that I’m sure he still has, of a bruise in the shape of a cross on the upper part of his chest that was made by the force of the puck hitting the crucifix and implanting a bruise in that exact shape.
“And that’s just routine. He shrugged it off. Didn’t wear the crucifix after that but only because the puck partly displaced the figure on the cross.”
But if the puck can make an impression, among other things, the skates can be equally frightful. Only some urgent and expert medical attention saved the lives of Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk and Florida Panthers forward Richard Zednik when flying skates sliced their necks open. In both instances, the ice ran red. Malarchuk’s jugular was cut. He took 300 stitches. He was back practicing in four days. Because hockey.
Now a brief pause for a quick accounting: The skates are sharp (in fact, they’re sharpened constantly), the puck is hard, the sticks are hard, the boards are hard, the glass is hard, and many of the players are hard or harder and plenty are nastier.
“Some of the guys I played against, seriously, they belonged in the state penitentiary,” said Penguins analyst Phil Bourque, out of the game now a quarter century. “They were thugs. What they would do, when the score was like 7 to 2, and they haven’t played the whole game, and now they jump over the boards and you’re out there on the ice and it was like, ‘Oh my God, here we go.’ They feel like they have to go after you or they’ll lose their job. It was like caveman stuff. I mean, you didn’t mind getting punched in the face, but you didn’t want it to be to the point where it ended your career or your life. You had to learn to survive.”
That was 25, 35 years ago. Today’s game is, of course, even more dangerous.
“Way, way more dangerous,” Bourque said. “In those days, some fourth-line guys, you could skate circles around them. You could skate away from them. They couldn’t catch you. Today, everybody can skate like the wind. You see more and more big, strapping players and you add in all the knowledge and the conditioning.”
There’s something of a sports miracle in this corybantic blend of objects, animate and inanimate. Played to its highest level, hockey is an aesthetically elegant game, intricate even, beautiful in its intersecting arcs and circles, breathtaking acceleration and quick twitch reflexes.
“There is a bit of a ballet to it, a Neanderthal ballet,” Bourque said. “If you ask every player when they come into the league at 18, 19, 20, whenever, to sign a waiver: ‘You gotta sign this waiver. You might take a puck in the throat or a puck in the head, and you might die. Do you still want to play this game? If you do, you gotta sign this waiver.’
“I bet you 99.9 percent of the players would sign the waiver, knowing they accept the risk. It could happen. If I die this way, I die this way, doing something I absolutely love. That might sound a little callous and narrow-minded, but it’s kind of the mentality you have to have to get to the NHL. You have to have a kind of disregard for your body and accept the risk.”
Oh, and one last thing. The ice. It’s slippery out there.
Most expensive stadium experiences for sports fans
Most expensive stadium experiences for sports fans
Most expensive NFL stadium experiences

The cost to attend an NFL game is the most expensive among the major four sports leagues with an average cost of $157.07. The cheapest NFL team to watch live is the Cincinnati Bengals with an average cost of $105.69. Here are the five most expensive.
#1 Las Vegas Raiders ($236.97)

The Las Vegas Raiders moved into Allegiant Stadium prior to the 2020-21 season. Among NFL teams, the Raiders have the most expensive general admission ticket ($153.47), most expensive beer ($13) and most expensive hot dogs ($7.50).
#2 San Francisco 49ers ($205.75)

Levi's Stadium opened in 2014. To attend a San Francisco 49ers game is the second-most expensive among NFL teams and third-most expensive among all four major sports leagues.
#3 Dallas Cowboys ($198.00)

The parking at AT&T Stadium is the most expensive of all the four major sports leagues. It costs more for parking at a Dallas Cowboys game ($75) than attending a Los Angeles Dodgers game ($70.66).
#4 Los Angeles Rams ($194.12)

The Los Angeles Rams moved into SoFi Stadium prior to the 2020-21 season. The Rams sell the most expensive hot dogs among NFL teams with an average price of $7.50.
#5 Green Bay Packers ($192.93)

The Green Bay Packers are the only franchise owned by stockholders. The average price for a Green Bay Packers fan to attend a game at Lambeau Field with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $192.93.
Most expensive MLB stadium experiences

The average cost to attend an MLB game with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $67.39, which is the cheapest of the major four sports leagues.
#1 Chicago Cubs ($109.78)

Watching the Chicago Cubs comes at a hefty price. Wrigley Field is the most expensive MLB game for fans to attend with an average price of $109.78.
#2 Boston Red Sox ($96.62)

Among all the MLB teams, the Boston Red Sox have the priciest general admission ticket. The average ticket price at Fenway Park is $60.09.
#3 New York Yankees ($95.91)

At $29, the parking at Yankees Stadium is the most expensive of all MLB stadiums.
#4 Washington Nationals ($95.88)

The most expensive hot dog of all MLB stadiums can be found at a Washington Nationals home game. Hot dogs cost fans $7.25 at Nationals games.
#5 Houston Astros ($89.83)

The average price for Houston Astros fans to attend a game at Minute Maid Park with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $89.83.
Most expensive NBA stadium experiences

The NBA is the second-most expensive league in terms of attending a game with an average cost of $120.13.
#1 New York Knicks ($260.38)

An average New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden will cost fans $260.38, the most expensive of all of the four major sports leagues. Among NBA teams, the Knicks have the most expensive general admission tickets ($180.78), most expensive parking ($45) and most expensive hot dog ($8.50).
#2 Golden State Warriors ($230.30)

The Golden State Warriors moved into Chase Center before the 2019-20 season and became the second-most expensive NBA game to attend with an average cost of $230.30. The Warriors sell the most expensive hot dogs in the NBA with an average cost of $8.50.
#3 Los Angeles Lakers ($190.76)

It's no surprise that attending a Los Angeles Lakers game is expensive. The average cost for Lakers fans to attend a game at Staple Center with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $190.76.
#4 Boston Celtics ($167.16)

The TD Garden has been the home of the Boston Celtics since 1995. The average price for a Boston Celtics fan to attend a game at TD Garden with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $167.16.
#5 Chicago Bulls ($154.01)

Even though the Chicago Bulls missed the playoffs with a 22-43 record during the 2019-20 season, the United Center was still the fifth-most expensive NBA stadium to attend a game with an average cost of $154.01.
Most expensive NHL stadium experiences

While it's not as cheap as the average price to attend an MLB game, an NHL game is still reasonable compared to an NFL or NBA game. The average cost for a NHL game with two beers, a hot dog and parking is $114.47.
#1 New York Rangers ($182.43)

Even though an average New York Rangers game at Madison Square Garden isn't as expensive as a New York Knicks game, it's still the most expensive game to attend in the NHL with an average cost of $182.43. The Rangers also sell the most expensive beer in the league, which will set a fan back $15.
#2 Boston Bruins ($162.36)

The parking at TD Garden for a Boston Bruins game will cost an average of $29, the most expensive among NHL teams.Including a ticket, two beers, a hot dog and the parking, a Bruins game will cost an average of $162.36.
#3 Toronto Maple Leafs ($160.01)

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most popular hockey team in Canada, and the ticket prices prove it. Scotiabank Arena offers the most expensive general admissions ticket in the NHL with an average ticket costing $128.69.
#4 Chicago Blackhawks ($153.63)

Even though the Chicago Blackhawks finished last in the Central Division during the 2019-20 season, the United Center still sets a fan back $153.63 to attend an NHL game.
#5 Las Vegas Golden Knights ($153.36)

The newest addition to the NHL is the Las Vegas Golden Knights and T-Mobile Arena where the average price to attend a game is $153.36. The Golden Knights are home to the most expensive hot dog in the NHL, which will cost a fan $7.