Here it is. My final week of picks. That is unless we do bowl games, but I really don’t think the Nebraska public can tolerate this crap all the way into December. For what it’s worth,  here we go. … Oh, by the way, my brother just quit his job because he said it was too stressful, which I thought was stupid because he works nights at a daycare center.

OK, here we come 10 and 0 …

— Texas 26, Texas A&M 16: Willie Nelson parks his bus two miles from the stadium and half the fans get contact highs.

— Arkansas 24, LSU 20: I went to a Wal-Mart in Little Rock a while back and the jewelry department was a claw machine.

— Oregon 35, Oregon St. 24

— Kansas 24, Missouri 21: Missouri’s game-winning touchdown called back as refs throw a flag on Gary Pinkel just for being Gary Pinkel.

— Georgia Tech 28, Georgia 17: If you take your 14-year-old daughter to this game and she has to leave at halftime to go pick her daughter up … you might be a redneck. That’s my blue-collar buddy Jeff Foxworthy’s contribution to today’s picks.

— Clemson 28, South Carolina 14: From the makers of “Last Comic Standing” … it’s the new show, “Last Bowden Standing” 

— Mississippi 21, Mississippi St. 17: The ESPN studios will look like the front row of a Gallagher concert as everyone will be wearing plastic ponchos trying to keep dry while Lou Holtz sprays spit everywhere while announcing this score.

— Oklahoma 31, Oklahoma St. 21: They had the game show “Wheel of Fortune” tape a few shows in Stillwater this year. Only it was a little different. In Stillwater, the puzzle was already solved, the contestants just had to pronounce the phrase.

— Notre Dame 24, USC 20: O.J.  shows up the day after to show everyone that if he would have beat Notre Dame, here’s how he would have done it.

And finally the biggie …

— Huskers 45, Colorado 14: The Nebraska fans show the Buffs fans the difference between class and no class. One Buffs fan said, “In Colorado, our fans throw batteries. In Lincoln, their fans are so nice that my car got broken into and somebody installed a radio and a CD player … nice fans.

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and thanks to everyone for enjoying my column. And I hope you didn’t actually bet with my picks,  because if ya did, you’re now living in a dumpster on a street.

Once a Husker always a Husker! See ya in Kansas City! GO BIG RED!

Love, Larry the Cable Guy.

GIT-R-DONE!!!