• Weezer covers Coldplay. Rivers has the hand gestures and histrionics down pat. YouTube

• Americans can actually agree on something. In a new poll, 97 percent surveyed think texting while driving should be illegal. NYT

• Sick: A plastic surgeon wasn't satisfied with his wife's looks. But they weren't anything eight surgeries couldn't fix. Fox News

• Neat: This is how to make a "word clock." Instructables

• Funny: The relationship between H1N1 fears and common sense. Murder Burger

• Really funny: Man dressed like breathalyzer gets busted for DUI. The Smoking Gun

• Produced-in-Lincoln horror flick "Wake the Witch" slated to premiere at The Ross next week. Wake the Witch

• The original makers of "Blair Witch" want to make their own "Blair Witch 2" and for you to pretend that the first "Blair Witch 2" didn't happen. io9

• Christopher Walken does hilarious reading of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." YouTube

• Lincoln's getting the new Coen Brothers flick this weekend! Marcus Theatres

• Paste magazine rattles off the 50 best albums of the '00s. Pretty good list, all things considered, featuring albums by Outkast, Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, Wilco and Sufjan Stevens. Paste

• Jake Gyllenhaal gets all no-shirty in the trailer of "Prince of Persia." MySpace

• The best fake products ever featured on "The Simpsons." Guyism

• The world's most terrifyingly tall towers. Web Ecoist

• BBC MasterChef is in hot water after asking contestants to use an endangered species as an ingredient. Telegraph