Larry the Cable Guy's picks for 10/28
Last week 5-5. Boy, I’m as worthless as an electrician in Amish country.
OK, I’m flippin’ a coin this week. Visitors are heads, home team tails. On my Husker pick, I’m going to use a two-headed coin. Go Huskers!
Michigan St., 38 Indiana 35: They ran a contest for tickets to this game. First place won two tickets and second place got eight.
Oklahoma 23, Missouri 21: I’d love to play an undefeated team, but the only sure thing in Missouri is that Bobby Vinton is in Branson every Friday and Saturday.
Kansas 21, Colorado 16: I did a best outta seven on the coin for this one. I just love Coach Mangino. Him and I went to a buffet in Vegas and they gave us both restrictor plates. (That’s funny, I don’t care who ya are.)
Kansas St. 30, Iowa St. 20: Watching exploratory surgery on the Discovery Channel will pique more interest than this game.
Florida 31, Georgia 17: They call this the world’s biggest outdoor cocktail party. Evidently none of my friends in Florida and Georgia have ever been to Wilber for Czech days. Fifteen-thousand people with beer and eating brats all day. Make sure ya go to Bass Pro Shops and get some scent blocker before ya head out.
Georgia Tech 28, Miami 24: Fox was on Hurricanes’ sideline filming an episode of “Cops.”
UCLA 28, Washington St. 20: Lawrence Phillips drives out on the field in third quarter, running over two refs and a mascot.
South Carolina 20, Tennessee 19: I like Tennessee but I’m goin’ with the coin. Did you know that in Knoxville, the movie “Deliverance” is shown on the History Channel?
Florida St. 17, Maryland 14: Not saying Bobby Bowden is getting older, but when he went out to eat and asked for a box, the waitress measured him. ... Badabing! Now that’s comedy.
And finally,
HUSKERS, 45 OSU 17: Cowboys thinking about copying Notre Dame by putting up a Touchdown Garth Brooks in end zone.

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