Larry the Cable Guy's picks, 10/21
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I entered a bass fishin’ tournament in Florida last week, and I gotta say, I was matchin’ the pros fish for fish until they caught me stealin’ ’em outta the cooler.
OK, anyway, it seems like I’ve settled into the 6-4, 5-5 range for the last couple weeks, so let’s see if I can hit the 7-3 mark. NOT! Here we go, for what it’s worth ...
Wisconsin 31, Purdue 17
Ohio 28, Buffalo 16
(Game delayed an hour and a half because both coaches were late to the game as they were watching the Huskers in the lounge.)
Missouri 27, WE ARE K-STATE 14
(After the game, the Cats change their slogan to: WE ARE not going to a bowl game.)
Clemson 35, Georgia Tech 23
(With the game against Duke way out of hand, 23 members of the University of Miami football team show up at halftime and start beating up the elderly and the handicapped just to prove they haven’t lost their swagger.)
Kansas 31, Baylor 24
(I’ve gone with Coach Mangino and the Jayhawks every game since ours and I ain’t stoppin’ now!)
Florida State 26, Boston College 24
(I got nothin’)
Iowa State 34, Texas Tech 23
(ditto)
South Carolina 21, Vandy 17
(Lou Holtz fired from ESPN after saying on the air, “You don’t come into SC and push us around! I’d helmet whack every one of them Vandy sissies myself in the tunnel and show no mercy. Commodores my hind end. This is our house!”)
Pitt 31, Rutgers 12
(Rutgers finally realizes it’s Rutgers)
And the biggie,
Freshman quarterback with his first big road game in Lincoln+senior quarterback at home+Texas giving up more than 300 passing yards to Baylor-Bevo+Lil’ Red-Vince Young+80,000 fans in red-5 grand for a new front end after I hit a deer on O Street. ...
Nebraska 26, Texas 24
(And I will take A street from now on)
Love ya,
Larry The Cable Guy
(GIT-R-DONE!!)
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