| Article: | Larry the Cable Guy returns to Nebraska The phone rings, and it’s Larry the Cable Guy on the other end. He’s a little flummoxed. “I was eating fondue in bed last night,” he says in that Southern drawl of his that has become so well known. “I woke up this morning with third-degree cheese burns.” He then adds, almost as an afterthought, “I still can’t find the fork.” Insert groan here. |